alabama\ hot\ pocket

1. (alabama hot pocket) (7209↑, 3155↓)

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.

Author: SWC http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/1040955

2. (alabama hot pocket) (2410↑, 1427↓)

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

Author: Vlorg http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/1925856

3. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (997↑, 847↓)

When a [man] excretes [fecal matter] into a female's [vagina].

"What's that smell?" "Claire's [brother] just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."

Author: Dmitri B http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/2123264

4. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (667↑, 565↓)

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.

Author: Cheatachu655 http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/2764738

5. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (385↑, 299↓)

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

Author: Nick Ozlo http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/2741090

6. (Alabama hot pocket) (177↑, 104↓)

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm

Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.

Author: Christian Steele http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/2200677

7. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (237↑, 164↓)

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.

I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket\!

Author: Rupert123 http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/2901262

8. (alabama hot pocket) (207↑, 132↓)

Often confused with "[moon docking]" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun.

"I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'\!"

Author: nurtchle http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/2704810

9. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (264↑, 192↓)

Shitting in a girls vagina during sex.

I gave J-Lo an Alabama Hot Pocket last night.

Author: alabamahotpocket http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/2478539

10. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (197↑, 125↓)

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside. In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips

Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.

Author: Donburey http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/3355606

11. (alabama hot pocket) (191↑, 123↓)

What Mario R. does to Natalie A. *** The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside .

Man , Mario gave Natalie a nice warm Alabama Hot Pocket last night . I could hear them heating it up all last night .

Author: S & C http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/2658011

12. (alabama hot pocket) (71↑, 10↓)

an alabama hot pocket is a disgusting fetish where a male shits in a girls vagina and sticks his dick in it. or with a two girls a girl A shits in girl Bs vagina and licks it.

man i need to shit. want an alabama hot pocket.

Author: yunhobo http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/4214830

13. (alabama hot pocket) (42↑, 36↓)

latin: Theca defaecatus The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket. from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.

Author: Dirty Buck Nasty http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/4889015

14. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (1↑, 1↓)

When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.

when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Author: KnoxiK http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/5787815

15. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (0↑, 1↓)

The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.

Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold. Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.

Author: OpieTaylor http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/6179606

16. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (7↑, 9↓)

A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.

Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.

Author: badgerman5566 http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/4946367

17. (alabama hot pocket) (14↑, 17↓)

A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.

He's from where?... So I ate an Alabama Hot Pocket\!

Author: mosDefinite http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/4824721

18. (Alabama Hot Pocket) (141↑, 217↓)

A totaly kick ass punk band that thrives entirerly off [pabst], horse fetuses, and indian soul gems

Did you hear the news? Alabama Hot Pocket is in town

Author: kevinhasahugeasswang http://alabama-hot-pocket.urbanup.com/2404942

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Last updated: 2012.02.29